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09.06.2025 00:02

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
No, not a chance
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors