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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

No, not a chance

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Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Freaks and Cheeks

No way

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors